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The Mr Tambourine Man of Sir Bob Dylan

“Oh, Jokerman, you don’t show any response”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Developing
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Hippy Haven

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Sir Bob Dylan

Population29.082 billion

FaithMusicism

CurrencyGuitar Pick
AnimalSiamese cat

The Mr Tambourine Man of Sir Bob Dylan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its daily referendums, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 29.082 billion Sir Bob Dylanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Social Policy. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Sir Bob Dylanian economy, worth 846 trillion Guitar Picks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 29,099 Guitar Picks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, the police have been reduced to using duct tape instead of handcuffs following further cutbacks, education and welfare spending are on the rise, and graffiti graces every city's streets. Crime is almost non-existent. Sir Bob Dylan's national animal is the Siamese cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Musicism.

Sir Bob Dylan is ranked 56,990th in the world and 4th in Hippy Haven for Most Primitive, scoring 49.08 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Top
5%
Highest Drug Use: 2,955thMost Stationary: 3,271stMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,321stLargest Populations: 4,778thMost Pacifist: 11,746thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,034thTop
10%
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,090thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,328thMost Influential: 19,716thMost Cheerful Citizens: 23,187thSafest: 25,831stNicest Citizens: 27,557th
Top
5%
Highest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionTop
10%
Most Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sir Bob Dylan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork and Most Stationary and the Top 10% for Most Influential, Most World Assembly Endorsements, and Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Sir Bob Dylan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Sir Bob Dylan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Sir Bob Dylan's influence in Hippy Haven rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Sir Bob Dylan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Sir Bob Dylan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Sir Bob Dylan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Sir Bob Dylan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Sir Bob Dylan's influence in Hippy Haven fell from "Vassal" to "Apprentice".
  • : Sir Bob Dylan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.

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