The Lucky Holy Pink of Snake universe is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kaolin Lysander with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, prohibition of alcohol, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.977 billion Santa Clauss enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 78.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Snake universeanly economy, worth 247 trillion Candy Cane Gold Bars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 62,236 Candy Cane Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, the lactose-intolerant are force-fed cheese products with predictably gassy results, and Snake universe has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Snake universe's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Athyism.

Snake universe is ranked 19,960^th in the world and 684^th in The North Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 118.34 cheeks turned per day.