The Mordor-sovietic union of Soviet Mordor is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Soviet Sauron with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, national health service, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 6.754 billion Soviet Mordorians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Public Transport receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barad-Dur. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The very strong Soviet Mordorian economy, worth 526 trillion ☭kronas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 78,004 ☭kronas, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

Relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, Soviet Sauron is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected, and access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Soviet Mordor's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Mordor-Sovietic Comunism.

Soviet Mordor is ranked 168,632^nd in the world and 2^nd in Reyno de Navarra for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.42 law-abiding acts per hour.