The Republic of Spicy Icecream is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, compulsory gun ownership, and suspicion of poets. The democratic population of 1.401 billion Spicy Icecreamians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Law & Order, although Healthcare, Defense, and Welfare are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 27.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Spicy Icecreamian economy, worth 53.6 trillion dollars a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,284 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, eating kids as food has been enshrined in law, and government popup ads are springing up like weeds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spicy Icecream's national animal is the falcon.

Spicy Icecream is ranked 161,728^th in the world and 36^th in Kyorgia puppet storage for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 462.92 on the Gilded Widget Scale.