The Republic of Square cake is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.743 billion Square cakeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The strong Square cakean economy, worth 161 trillion 44s a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Average income is 43,091 44s, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 277,727 per year while the poor average 2,701, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Surveillance cameras are banned. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Square cake's national animal is the 44, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Square cake is ranked 295,341^st in the world and 2^nd in Geometrical Dominators for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -4.47 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.