The Freehold of Sufokia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Archon Tavora vas Moritani with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 16.214 billion Sufokians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Naggamont. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sufokian economy, worth a remarkable 3,173 trillion kamas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 195,707 kamas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Naggamont, law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students, the people's love for Archon Tavora vas Moritani is little more than self-preservation, and Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Sufokia's national animal is the kraken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Syndorazma.

Sufokia is ranked 287,465^th in the world and 9^th in The Himalayas for Most Primitive, scoring -520.82 on the Scary Big Number Scale.