The Commonwealth of Tanzoria is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Ahmed with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 28.924 billion Tanzorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carcosa. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Tanzorian economy, worth a remarkable 5,235 trillion Tups a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 181,001 Tups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Overhead luggage compartments on planes sometimes conceal diminutive intelligence officers, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs, and a petition to make petitions important again has been deemed unimportant. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tanzoria's national animal is the Rokaz, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tangatrism.

Tanzoria is ranked 29,384^th in the world and 122^nd in 10000 Islands for Most Corrupt Governments, with 73.58 kickbacks per hour.