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The Armed Republic of TehUnitedStates

“Live Free or Die”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Corrupted

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Balder

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TehUnitedStates

Population24.764 billion

CapitalWashington DC
LeaderGeorge Washington

CurrencyDollar
AnimalBald Eagle

The Armed Republic of TehUnitedStates is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by George Washington with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 24.764 billion TehUnitedStatesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient TehUnitedStatesian economy, worth a remarkable 9,265 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 374,166 Dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,103,508 per year while the poor average 32,886, a ratio of 64.0 to 1.

You're only as old as you feel, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works, and adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives. Crime is totally unknown. TehUnitedStates's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

TehUnitedStates is ranked 291,112th in the world and 11,333rd in Balder for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.23 kickbacks per hour.

Top
1%
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 288thRudest Citizens: 320thHighest Disposable Incomes: 343rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 456thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 458thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 620thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 621stSafest: 702ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 807thMost Cultured: 939thHighest Economic Output: 1,019thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,060thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,060thHighest Average Incomes: 1,396thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,445thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,698thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,788thHighest Food Quality: 1,975thSmartest Citizens: 2,024thMost Extreme: 2,045thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,082ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,337thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,650thHealthiest Citizens: 2,663rdBest Weather: 2,867thTop
5%
Most Politically Free: 2,999thMost Developed: 3,064thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,423rdLargest Retail Industry: 3,768thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,194thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,740thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,880thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,163rdMost Devout: 5,334thLargest Governments: 5,885thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,815thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,578thMost Efficient Economies: 8,041stLargest Populations: 8,457thMost Patriotic: 9,609thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,620thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,390thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,917thTop
10%
Nudest: 15,551stMost Influential: 17,476thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17,835thMost Armed: 19,321stMost Pro-Market: 22,556thLowest Crime Rates: 24,946thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26,019thLargest Gambling Industry: 26,187thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 27,496th
Top
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Rudest Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12th in the regionSafest: 15th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 18th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 21st in the regionMost Cultured: 21st in the regionMost Politically Free: 22nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 26th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 27th in the regionMost Extreme: 27th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 29th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 39th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 40th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 50th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 53rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 65th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 66th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 90th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 93rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 95th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 97th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 108th in the regionTop
5%
Best Weather: 116th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 117th in the regionMost Developed: 129th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 161st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 168th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 189th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 244th in the regionMost Influential: 250th in the regionLargest Populations: 275th in the regionLargest Governments: 280th in the regionMost Devout: 284th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 302nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 327th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 340th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 349th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 413th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 447th in the regionTop
10%
Most Advanced Public Education: 578th in the regionNudest: 691st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 759th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 770th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 828th in the regionMost Patriotic: 845th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 927th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1,004th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,006th in the regionMost Armed: 1,045th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : TehUnitedStates was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality, Most Scientifically Advanced, Highest Average Incomes, Highest Economic Output, and Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in TehUnitedStates, adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives.
  • : TehUnitedStates was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : TehUnitedStates was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in TehUnitedStates, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works.
  • : Following new legislation in TehUnitedStates, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic.
  • : TehUnitedStates was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : TehUnitedStates was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in TehUnitedStates, you're only as old as you feel.
  • : Following new legislation in TehUnitedStates, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common.

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