The Cytokine Storm of Test Boat 30 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its burgeoning gagaggaga population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.847 billion Test Boat 30ians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.4%.

The very strong Test Boat 30ian economy, worth 502 trillion great walls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 51,036 great walls, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 170,291 per year while the poor average 11,383, a ratio of 15.0 to 1.

Wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them, the government is slowly introducing social welfare programs, 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer, and punitive tariffs protect local industry. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Test Boat 30's national animal is the gagaggaga.

Test Boat 30 is ranked 86,625^th in the world and 77^th in The Transitionists for Most Primitive, scoring 19.49 on the Scary Big Number Scale.