The City States of Thaulandi is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Florin Bagocash with a fair hand, and renowned for its feral children, enslaved workforce, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 18.121 billion Thaulandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stallhavna Port. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Thaulandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,385 trillion Florins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 297,184 Florins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,735,375 per year while the poor average 3,293, a ratio of 830 to 1.

The nation gives peace a chance - usually one in a million, foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Thaulandi's national animal is the Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cold hard cash.

Thaulandi is ranked 268,734^th in the world and 8^th in The Sportsbook for Most Primitive, scoring -231.98 on the Scary Big Number Scale.