The Armed Republic of The 81st Revolutionary Worker Council is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 21.092 billion 81st Revolutionary Worker Councilians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 53.5%.

The 81st Revolutionary Worker Councilian economy, worth 695 trillion Labormarks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 32,971 Labormarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The 81st Revolutionary Worker Council's national animal is the Cat.

The 81st Revolutionary Worker Council is ranked 139,068^th in the world and 1^st in Fascists for Most Primitive, scoring -47.43 on the Scary Big Number Scale.