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The People's Socialist Republic of The Achterhoek

“Serve the People!”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Page

Location: The Communist Bloc

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The Achterhoek

Population14.277 billion

CapitalLochem
LeaderChairman Daan

CurrencyPeople's Guilder
AnimalDeer

The People's Socialist Republic of The Achterhoek is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Chairman Daan with an iron fist, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 14.277 billion Achterhoekers are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lochem. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Achterhoekian economy, worth a remarkable 2,738 trillion People's Guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 191,806 People's Guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, foreign leaders are advising that Chairman Daan's letters must have gotten lost in the mail, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, and Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Achterhoek's national animal is the Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Achterhoek is ranked 2,496th in the world and 48th in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 136.5 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Secular: 593rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,078thNicest Citizens: 1,092ndMost Pacifist: 1,157thMost Inclusive: 1,189thHealthiest Citizens: 1,531stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,631stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,658thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,669thBest Weather: 1,779thMost Cultured: 2,098thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,218thLowest Crime Rates: 2,496thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 3,077thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,111thSmartest Citizens: 3,358thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,412thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,653rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,985thLargest Governments: 4,023rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,099thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,290thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,360thMost Efficient Economies: 8,434thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,382ndTop
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Most Income Equality: 20,512thMost Corrupt Governments: 24,767thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,371stLargest Populations: 28,435thLargest Publishing Industry: 28,812th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Cultured: 24th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Pacifist: 26th in the regionNicest Citizens: 26th in the regionBest Weather: 27th in the regionMost Inclusive: 30th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 31st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 33rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 34th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 43rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 48th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 56th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 70th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 72nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 80th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 81st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 87th in the regionLargest Governments: 87th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 90th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 90th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 113th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Achterhoek lodged a message on the The Communist Bloc Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in The Achterhoek, Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal.
  • : Following new legislation in The Achterhoek, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Following new legislation in The Achterhoek, foreign leaders are advising that Chairman Daan's letters must have gotten lost in the mail.
  • : Following new legislation in The Achterhoek, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.
  • : Following new legislation in The Achterhoek, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
  • : The Achterhoek voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration on Griefing".
  • : The Achterhoek voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Pre-Packaged Food Labels".
  • : Following new legislation in The Achterhoek, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
  • : Following new legislation in The Achterhoek, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm.

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