The Un-United States of Nova Avalona is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Preisdent ███████ with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.661 billion Avalonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ███████. The average income tax rate is 59.0%.

The all-consuming Nova Avalonan economy, worth 258 trillion Ameircan Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 97,298 Ameircan Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular, there are no more heroes any more, and practically perfect royal toddlers tend to say "regrettably not at this juncture" rather than "no". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nova Avalona's national animal is the Bald Egale, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is No Offical Religion.

Nova Avalona is ranked 51,534^th in the world and 977^th in The East Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 144.26 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.