The Welfarist Wardenate of Pakitsk is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Vûlakìs Avēlôs Pârkōv with an even hand, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 14.213 billion Pakotskì enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Võlatsk. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Pakatska economy, worth a remarkable 4,014 trillion danirtsks a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 282,476 danirtsks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Death compensation has some family members fearing to pay back others' debt they may be disappearing, radio stations offer prizes to callers who can guess this month's most endangered species, helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage, and citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pakitsk's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Welfarism.

Pakitsk is ranked 291,120^th in the world and 5,140^th in The East Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -55.8 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.