The Looking for th3 3aster 3ggs of The Atlae Isles is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Calvin th3 I with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.436 billion 3aster 3Ggs are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlarskoiy. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Atla3sian economy, worth a remarkable 1,684 trillion karubl3s a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 178,533 karubl3s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Atlae Isles's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, and politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Atlae Isles's national animal is the ospr3y, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atla3ism.

The Atlae Isles is ranked 36,575^th in the world and 1,292^nd in The East Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 77.14 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.