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The Republic of The Channel Island of Jersey

“One Nation, One God, One King”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: Right to Life


The Channel Island of Jersey

Population3.497 billion

CapitalSaint Helier
LeaderRebecca Ornella Massey de Lun

CurrencyJP Sterling

The Republic of The Channel Island of Jersey is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Rebecca Ornella Massey de Lun with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 3.497 billion Jerrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Helier. The average income tax rate is 82.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Jerrian economy, worth 416 trillion JP Sterlings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 119,171 JP Sterlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Harry Potter books are banned, the hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape, candidates make campaign speeches at the funerals of former rivals, and children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Channel Island of Jersey's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Channel Island of Jersey is ranked 46,910th in the world and 32nd in Right to Life for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 126.76 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most Devout: 3,503rdSafest: 7,276thMost Pacifist: 7,803rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,409thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,850thBest Weather: 8,951stNicest Citizens: 9,759thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,798thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,031stHealthiest Citizens: 10,178thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,324thLowest Crime Rates: 10,494thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,966thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,798thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,814thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,019thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13,332ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,952ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,464thLargest Governments: 15,440thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,933rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,099thHighest Food Quality: 18,581stMost Inclusive: 19,738thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21,417thMost Influential: 25,352nd
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionNicest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionSafest: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 12th in the regionBest Weather: 13th in the region

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 2 » Campos das Vertentes and New Kiwis.