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Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
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Regional Influence: Squire

Location: the South Pacific


The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp

Population12.685 billion

CapitalMuffin City
LeaderGordon Freeman


The Democratic Republic of The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Gordon Freeman with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.685 billion Derpians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Muffin City. The average income tax rate is 89.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herpian economy, worth a remarkable 2,098 trillion awesomes a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 165,459 awesomes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming, only adults may purchase violent video games, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and the television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation. Crime is totally unknown. The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp's national animal is the Pegasus, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp is ranked 14,492nd in the world and 454th in the South Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 80.48 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most Influential: 756thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,117thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,175thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,332ndMost Subsidized Industry: 2,587thNicest Citizens: 2,760thMost Efficient Economies: 3,194thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,194thMost Cultured: 3,798thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,265thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,367thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,435thMost Developed: 4,461stMost Stationary: 4,532ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,601stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,673rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,029thSmartest Citizens: 5,415thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,428thHighest Economic Output: 5,788thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,847thMost Inclusive: 5,868thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,454thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,266thLargest Governments: 7,534thMost Politically Free: 7,591stNudest: 7,682ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,349thTop
Highest Drug Use: 8,685thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,285thHighest Average Incomes: 9,692ndMost Pacifist: 9,704thBest Weather: 10,255thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,258thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,886thHealthiest Citizens: 11,708thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,492ndLargest Populations: 15,298thLowest Crime Rates: 16,299th
Most Efficient Economies: 44th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 47th in the regionMost Influential: 50th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 52nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 55th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 56th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 85th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 87th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 88th in the regionMost Stationary: 96th in the regionNicest Citizens: 96th in the regionMost Politically Free: 100th in the regionMost Cultured: 105th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 109th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 112th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 119th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 120th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 129th in the regionMost Developed: 134th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 141st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 160th in the regionLargest Populations: 167th in the regionLargest Governments: 174th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 181st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 186th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 194th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 196th in the regionNudest: 197th in the regionMost Inclusive: 210th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 215th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 236th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 319th in the regionBest Weather: 330th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 339th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 341st in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 358th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 361st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 454th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 478th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 487th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 518th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 677th in the region

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