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Location: the South Pacific


The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp

Population14.261 billion

CapitalMuffin City
LeaderGordon Freeman


The Democratic Republic of The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Gordon Freeman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.261 billion Derpians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Muffin City. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herpian economy, worth a remarkable 2,358 trillion awesomes a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,391 awesomes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, the television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation, soldiers must key in their passwords every time they want to reload their weapons, and members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods. Crime is totally unknown. The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp's national animal is the Pegasus, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp is ranked 52,534th in the world and 2,234th in the South Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 26.12 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,186thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,096thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,260thMost Influential: 2,366thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,430thNicest Citizens: 2,986thMost Efficient Economies: 3,236thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,254thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,477thMost Cultured: 3,956thMost Stationary: 4,227thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,592ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,678thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,879thMost Developed: 5,235thSmartest Citizens: 5,485thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,610thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,672ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,771stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,867thHighest Economic Output: 5,921stMost Beautiful Environments: 6,199thMost Inclusive: 6,492ndLongest Average Lifespans: 6,981stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,254thLargest Governments: 7,660thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,451stBest Weather: 9,466thNudest: 10,144thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,207thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,263rdTop
Highest Average Incomes: 10,514thMost Pacifist: 10,734thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,347thHealthiest Citizens: 11,959thMost Politically Free: 12,703rdHighest Drug Use: 14,289thLargest Populations: 14,877thLowest Crime Rates: 16,267thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,483rd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 44th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 56th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 60th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 63rd in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 93rd in the regionMost Stationary: 94th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 105th in the regionNicest Citizens: 106th in the regionMost Cultured: 116th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 118th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 122nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 129th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 130th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 134th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 140th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 160th in the regionMost Developed: 165th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 168th in the regionLargest Populations: 169th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 178th in the regionMost Politically Free: 181st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 186th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 192nd in the regionLargest Governments: 196th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 205th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 216th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 228th in the regionMost Inclusive: 231st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 264th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 273rd in the regionMost Influential: 286th in the regionBest Weather: 291st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 303rd in the regionNudest: 320th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 339th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 363rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 408th in the regionMost Pacifist: 420th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 469th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 618th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 626th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 714th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 759th in the region

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