The Genius of The Master Shake is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 45.503 billion Master Shakeans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare isn't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.1%.

The thriving Master Shakean economy, worth a remarkable 2,356 trillion beatings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 51,785 beatings, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 204,998 per year while the poor average 8,845, a ratio of 23.2 to 1.

Employers may fire workers without giving any reason, elections have been outlawed, the right to free speech is being drastically curtailed, and military spending is on the increase. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Master Shake's national animal is the rabbot.

The Master Shake is ranked 101,092^nd in the world and 6^th in 100 Nations of Conquest for Most Primitive, scoring -17.32 on the Scary Big Number Scale.