The Islamic Republic of The Pakistani Federation is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Imran Khan with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, aversion to nipples, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, devout population of 14.805 billion Pakistanis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Islamabad. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Pakistani economy, worth a remarkable 2,686 trillion Rupees a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 181,483 Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments, the parliament building has installed a revolving door, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials, and politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Pakistani Federation's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Islam.

The Pakistani Federation is ranked 288,541^st in the world and 26^th in United Empire of Islam for Most Primitive, scoring -563.51 on the Scary Big Number Scale.