The Libertarian Utopia of The Two-Inch Terror is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Captain Spock with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.88 billion Meme Masters are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Detroit. The average income tax rate is 8.5%.

The all-consuming Two-Inch Terrorian economy, worth 636 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 130,471 Credits, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Lion-reed-vulture-hand-reed-mouth is how Captain Spock is spelt now, even doll houses and dog kennels have to be able to withstand rigorous earthquake testing, Michelin-star chefs are being called on to prepare menus for six-year-olds, and soup kitchens are the only things doing roaring business. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Two-Inch Terror's national animal is the Anita Sarkeesian, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is ancient African pantheon.

The Two-Inch Terror is ranked 110,721^st in the world and 12^th in Shadowport for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,776.4 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.