The Tyrannic People's Republic of The United Soviet Kingdoms is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Tyrannic Hive Mind of The USK with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.654 billion Soviet Kingsdonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arkhangelsk. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet Kingsdonian economy, worth 663 trillion tentaculums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 181,496 tentaculums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Living well is no longer the best kind of revenge, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, and space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The United Soviet Kingdoms's national animal is the Neurolictor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lovecraftianism.

The United Soviet Kingdoms is ranked 7,374^th in the world and 219^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 12,831.05 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.