The Dragon Empire of Thonkith is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Vaskdothnrak II with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 10.539 billion Thonkithians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vusktiir. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Thonkithian economy, worth a remarkable 1,162 trillion Vanths a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,303 Vanths, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse, organ donation rates have hit a new low, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, and Vaskdothnrak II's speeches are beloved by insomniacs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thonkith's national animal is the Iguana, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shinto.

Thonkith is ranked 272,078^th in the world and 3,807^th in the Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -254.15 on the Scary Big Number Scale.