The Mispeled nation of Torchertopia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Kim John Unn with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, conspicuous electricity pylons, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.572 billion Torturetopians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Torturetown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 89.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Torchertopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,096 trillion vital organs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 239,731 vital organs, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

The Forestry Department has decided you really can't fight fire with fire, side effects of working for Kim John Unn may include dis-orientation, the number of children one can have is restricted by law, and government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Torchertopia's national animal is the platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is the Church of the Great Korok in the sky.

Torchertopia is ranked 135,634^th in the world and 30^th in Texas for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,091.14 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.