The Grand Immortal Empire of Truly Awsome is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Knight of the Four Suites with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, digital currency, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 19.386 billion Awesome Guys or Girls are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Creepificus. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Truly Awsome economy, worth a remarkable 2,854 trillion Trellingofires a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 147,247 Trellingofires, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religious households enthusiastically use whips in private, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, Knight of the Four Suites spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, and government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Truly Awsome's national animal is the Byfuglien, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Truly Awsome is ranked 8,133^rd in the world and 387^th in Balder for Highest Food Quality, scoring 174.74 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.