by Max Barry

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The United States of Trumpy America

“In Trump We Trust”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
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Regional Influence: Unproven

Location: Capitalist Paradise


Trumpy America

Population6.911 billion

Leadera president

AnimalBald Eagle

The United States of Trumpy America is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by a president with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, triple-decker prams, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 6.911 billion Americans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth 868 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 125,729 Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 477,009 per year while the poor average 23,005, a ratio of 20.7 to 1.

Corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water, and replacement organs are grown in vats. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trumpy America's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Trumpy America is ranked 31,764th in the world and 140th in Capitalist Paradise for Most Armed, with 1.31 Weapons Per Person.

Fattest Citizens: 2,418thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,600thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,222ndMost Avoided: 3,407thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,026thLargest Retail Industry: 4,140thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,832ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,600thMost Devout: 6,730thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,396thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 9,426thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,081stLargest Mining Sector: 11,275thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,348thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,831stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,072ndLargest Insurance Industry: 14,270th
Most Devout: 21st in the region

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