The United States of Trumpy America is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by a president with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 16.128 billion Americans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.5%.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth a remarkable 2,437 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 151,117 Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 769,777 per year while the poor average 16,373, a ratio of 47.0 to 1.

Only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations, patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Trumpy America" at foreigners, and emigrants arrive on foreign shores with nothing but pocket sand. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trumpy America's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Trumpy America is ranked 3,742^nd in the world and 1^st in Florida for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 136,761.07 Standard Monetary Units.