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The United States of Trumpy America

“In Trump We Trust”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
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Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: McDonalds burger dipped in toilet water


Trumpy America

Population8.196 billion

Leadera president

AnimalBald Eagle

The United States of Trumpy America is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by a president with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, public floggings, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 8.196 billion Americans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth a remarkable 1,068 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 130,321 Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 541,522 per year while the poor average 20,531, a ratio of 26.4 to 1.

Frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots, demand for gourmet white truffles is on the rise, and studio executives abandon tragic stories of star-crossed lovers because "it's been done". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trumpy America's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Trumpy America is ranked 58,923rd in the world and 1st in McDonalds burger dipped in toilet water for Most Stationary, with 202.52437038432 Days.

Fattest Citizens: 2,367thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,595thMost Avoided: 3,267thLargest Retail Industry: 3,460thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,962ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,513thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,987thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,165thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,117thMost Devout: 7,136thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,383rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,504thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12,100thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,662ndLargest Mining Sector: 14,222ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,113thHighest Economic Output: 15,668thLargest Black Market: 15,778thLargest Insurance Industry: 17,447thMost Efficient Economies: 17,765thHighest Average Incomes: 18,683rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,018thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20,343rd

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