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The Military Nation of Tryienne

“Gloria I Tryienne!” Glorious Leader Johannes Vanbuylen

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Newcomer

Location: Lazarus

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Tryienne

Population27.061 billion

CapitalRoma Major
LeaderGlorious Leader Johannes Vanbuylen
FaithJohannism

CurrencyM-14
AnimalHusky

The Military Nation of Tryienne is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Glorious Leader Johannes Vanbuylen with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.061 billion Tryiennians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roma Major. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tryiennean economy, worth a remarkable 7,295 trillion M-14s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 269,606 M-14s, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dinner parties often end in politically charged fist fights, a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales', school cafeterias serve nothing but protein powder and vitamin supplements, and banning party poppers has been a real party pooper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tryienne's national animal is the Husky, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Johannism.

Tryienne is ranked 7,003rd in the world and 436th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 108.48 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 180thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 477thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 799thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,319thMost Armed: 1,975thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,193rdMost Beautiful Environments: 2,281stTop
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Best Weather: 3,505thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,083rdHighest Average Incomes: 4,165thMost Cultured: 4,821stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,180thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,293rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,417thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,595thLargest Populations: 6,056thSmartest Citizens: 6,729thLowest Crime Rates: 7,003rdLargest Governments: 8,680thMost Efficient Economies: 9,204thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,164thHealthiest Citizens: 11,660thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,466thTop
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Most Income Equality: 23,331stLargest Welfare Programs: 23,682nd
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Largest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 88th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 96th in the regionMost Armed: 108th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 155th in the regionBest Weather: 160th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 205th in the regionMost Cultured: 219th in the regionLargest Populations: 221st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 236th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 290th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 307th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 309th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 311th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 352nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 436th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 443rd in the regionLargest Governments: 481st in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 614th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 669th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 688th in the regionMost Income Equality: 779th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tryienne's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Tryienne's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Following new legislation in Tryienne, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.
  • : Tryienne's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Following new legislation in Tryienne, school cafeterias serve nothing but protein powder and vitamin supplements.
  • : Following new legislation in Tryienne, a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales'.
  • : Following new legislation in Tryienne, dinner parties often end in politically charged fist fights.
  • : Following new legislation in Tryienne, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • : Following new legislation in Tryienne, candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED.
  • : Tryienne relocated from Osiris to Lazarus.

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