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The Holy Kingdom of Ellbonnia

“Fear naught but God”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Page

Location: The North Pacific

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Ellbonnia

Population7.702 billion

CapitalPtolemaeus

CurrencyCrown
AnimalUsean bison

The Holy Kingdom of Ellbonnia is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 7.702 billion Ellbonnians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ptolemaeus. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Ellbonnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,578 trillion Crowns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 205,002 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ellbonnian athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump, a sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate, a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal, and doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ellbonnia's national animal is the Usean bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ellbonnia is ranked 283,132nd in the world and 6,024th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -12.88 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 363rdMost Influential: 848thMost Developed: 1,567thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,675thMost Pacifist: 1,731stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,754thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,809thLowest Crime Rates: 1,886thNicest Citizens: 1,925thHealthiest Citizens: 1,942ndLargest Welfare Programs: 2,163rdLargest Publishing Industry: 2,270thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,331stSafest: 2,360thHighest Food Quality: 2,446thLargest Governments: 2,640thMost Inclusive: 2,718thTop
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Most Cultured: 2,980thBest Weather: 3,074thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,142ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,220thMost Efficient Economies: 3,493rdSmartest Citizens: 3,511thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,389thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,416thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,506thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,629thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,024thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,806thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,199thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,971stLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,276thHighest Average Incomes: 9,709thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,950thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,818thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 17,056thMost Secular: 20,719thMost Patriotic: 29,114th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 82nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 83rd in the regionMost Developed: 86th in the regionMost Pacifist: 92nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 94th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 95th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 95th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 100th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 103rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 105th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 111th in the regionSafest: 113th in the regionLargest Governments: 123rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 125th in the regionMost Cultured: 126th in the regionMost Inclusive: 145th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 148th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 151st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 156th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 160th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 161st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 163rd in the regionMost Influential: 167th in the regionBest Weather: 173rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 181st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 197th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 198th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 214th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 224th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 224th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 246th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 307th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 339th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 408th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 420th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 453rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 268 » Filibustra, PlanetMercury, Shibutani, Radicaster, Aguaria Major, Misdainana, Corfad, Pallaith, Bankowiata, Omnistria, Pyos Ter, Dreadton, The Rhein States, Kwaj, Koda-Land, Great Bights Mum, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Darkanistan, Varisland, Siwale, Loutsland, PotatoFarmers, Kandorith, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Wolffoxia, Dem Republic of Romania, Former English Colony, Kranostav, Russila, Regallio, Wineclaw, Frances Francis the First of France, Laforeia, Ethnon, Unshleepd, Harjad, Jeltronian WA Mission, Oannia, Sil Dorsett, Vlenkenov, Arch Dornan, Atrito, Arucaria, Amdupe, Eraver, Frokolia, Chukstik Illahi, Greater Portugaliza, Horrorlandian State, and 218 others.Esperonia, Cobolica, Batatoland Empire, Karazan, Malta Comino Gozo, Merconitonitopia, Argylia, Federation of Vanguard, KAP03land, Necromonia, Free State Of Wrangler Island, Laurendon, Hentaigraado, Fratanica, Mk Steele, Andanavia, Aurasreich, Old Emporia, Confederacy of North America, Inspiratus, Azzarel, Salish-Cascadia, Homo Sapiens Deuss, Phoronu, Eggplant Island, Bagojo, New Xyroxes, The Redwood Isles, North Jus Intius, Hai Han, Perikuresu, Frontia, Oceania-America, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Neopie, Lemonbiscuits, Seenvorland, The Confederate States of America, Warnen, Alsion, TyGerria, Wilkshire, The Sinclarian Provinces, Crilland, Singamadri, Walter Jackson, The Devskian Revolutionary Republic, Tamarvand, Etanur, The Union of Galaxies, Tenana, Andstions, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Technocratic-european Countries, Kitzgos, Nationeer, Pannonika, Elomania, Vexilia, Rainengrad, Segesta, The Jerichowan Country, Everything Decided at Random, Soviet Terran, The Windmilluminati, Dicko, Sri Temasekia, Laxoimia, Unsophisticate, Dacian Freelands, U S Eh, Yukti, Viceroy Vincent, Xiang Dynasty, Very Pog, Felpolandia, TamilPesum, Esteneng, South Baba, Coutdown, Gendirt, Unterlander, GamesCell, Ilisseia, Aeurithianar, Sanctum Teriaris, Spartoi, Chipoli, AmManies, Feelonia, Vesuva, Southern Moosetopia, IHateRights, Transitional Global Authority, The Zheng Dynasty, David Davidson, Joevala, Austro-Bavarian States, Crystal Creation, Aesi, Westerhold, Fran Advar, Pradovnia, The Bikini Bottom Republic, Straknov, Cinnibar, Con Tevor, Sikol, Parpyduckland, Tehmistan, The Unicrons, Jinwoy, Scres Gidgerland, Blyskalia, Nistriabar, Zecit, Panama Coalition, United States of Medford, Eurochina, Gragadoia, Solmetria, Radored Welandion, Pinky Queen, Mystiquelle, Bornodia, Gorundu, Khoik, Territorio di Nessuno, Votak Matim, Zerentopia, Maott, Marlducro, Simone Republic, Advancia-Sizzletown, Catalis, North Bratislava, South Parter, Deliber, Unimaginable Doom, Northern-Kempia, New Atlantico, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, New-Ferytland, Ishtimbine, Empy, Xagill, Valentine Z, Petronellania, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Ayuzhhhhh, Ovekisu, Roman Empire August, Great Ignesia, Bedsonya, Notyoutopia, Rex Republic, Castle In Confidence, The Scarborough Administration, Inclement Space, Tugupaw, Bodhisva, DarkMondoria, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Racoda, Sindoesia, Bardopia, Kingdom of Time, Aerilia, Republiqueducroissant, Ventakia, Zandos, Eurocom, Alire, Neptunian Military Administration, Hyphen, Alogiada, Western Justice, Armonker, Izern, Illusia and Neverendia, Love Shack, United Orange Valley States, Furballland, Verderiesdre, Zelenaya Dolina, Luminerra, Arostica, McMasterdonia, Valiacorkit, Lugarvatn, Kainin, Fragrancia, Ereena, Pribaltic Union, Halsoni, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Germanic Cat, Texaska, United Kahndaq, Northern Tatria, Aoncarpa, Altivia, Vancricia, Francois Isidore, Eralan, The New Oceanic States, Yaorozu, Ubeland, Suvarnavarta, Davidianian, Tragesch Firwat, The Resoland, Stal Valley, Bhadeshistan, Comfed, Northern Zorbrasnka, and Hikki.

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