Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Regional Influence: Duckspeaker
Location: Northern Utopia
Population | 13.166 billion |
Capital | Kuzikstania |
Leader | Liqner Bjuzka |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | Tumi |
Animal | Sazi Bear |
The Grand Capitalist Federation of United Kuzikstan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Liqner Bjuzka with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.166 billion Kuzikstanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kuzikstania. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 87.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Kuzikstanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,080 trillion Tumis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 157,999 Tumis, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 626,688 per year while the poor average 26,900, a ratio of 23.3 to 1.
Quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, a mayoral candidate backed by Liqner Bjuzka recently won re-election with 110% of the vote, Liqner Bjuzka's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army, and it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Kuzikstan's national animal is the Sazi Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.
United Kuzikstan is ranked 17,536th in the world and 9th in Northern Utopia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 8,579.76 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : United Kuzikstan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential, Most Developed, Most Stationary, Largest Trout Fishing Sector, and Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : United Kuzikstan lodged a message on the Northern Utopia Regional Message Board.
- : United Kuzikstan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : United Kuzikstan lodged a message on the Northern Utopia Regional Message Board.
- : United Kuzikstan's influence in Northern Utopia rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
- : United Kuzikstan's influence in Northern Utopia fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
- : United Kuzikstan lodged a message on the Northern Utopia Regional Message Board.
- : United Kuzikstan's influence in Northern Utopia rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
- : United Kuzikstan's influence in Northern Utopia fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
- : United Kuzikstan's influence in Northern Utopia rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".