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Northern Utopia RMB

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Alpine Kingdom of The Soviet state of Svalbard (elected )

Founder: The Indivisible Republic of Grenopia

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Welcome to Northern Utopia; founded in July 2017, we are a functioning democracy which has an independent, engaging and exciting roleplay for all.


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Queries or concerns? Contact the President (Nordic Democratic Republic), the Vice President (Grenopia) or any other member of our government by telegram. Diplomats should telegram our Secretary of Foreign Relations (Vacant) to begin discussions.


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The RA is currently considering: Second amendments to the Representative Assembly Act.



Embassies: Thaecia, Europae, Future Earth, The Great Universe, 0000, United States of America, The Free Nations Region, The Region That Has No Big Banks, The Order of the Grey Wardens, The Embassy, Londinium, Bus Stop, SECFanatics, Official European Union, Lucozade Pink Lemonade, and India.

Tags: Democratic, Enormous, Featured, Map, Neutral, Offsite Chat, Regional Government, Role Player, Serious, Social, and Video Game.

Regional Power: Moderate

Northern Utopia contains 162 nations, the 74th most in the world.

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The Most Influential in Northern Utopia

World Census experts spent many evenings loitering in the corridors of power in order to determine which nations were the greatest international diplomacy heavyweights.

As a region, Northern Utopia is ranked 5,098th in the world for Most Influential.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Alpine Kingdom of The Soviet state of SvalbardScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Rally to the Cross!”
2.The Indivisible Republic of GrenopiaCivil Rights Lovefest“Of these lands plain and green, no harm shall come.”
3.The Ristorante Italiano of Italian CanadaScandinavian Liberal Paradise“I said pizza con peperoni!”
4.The Democratic Socialist State of KjanuLeft-wing Utopia“Peace, Protection, Prosperity”
5.The United Socialist States of Nordic Democratic RepublicScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Equality, life, and freedom for all!”
6.The Transhuman Nation of Meridian CommonwealthDemocratic Socialists“A better society through technological advancement.”
7.The Commonwealth of CirnezviCivil Rights Lovefest“Ad Benevolentiam Curaque”
8.The Reformed State of New Republic of FronteraCivil Rights Lovefest“Novus Ordos”
9.The Eraponsenkin of KyaonDemocratic Socialists“Ona sanomoru Yuishi amechirayo Kyaon”
10.The United States of HaimiaDemocratic Socialists“Sister, Sister, Sister”
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Northern Utopia Regional Message Board

AusValia wrote:The Department of the States spend the night working with the New Maxatopia leadership to approve the okay for an AUS delegate to talk with the former Soust Calica Leader Gilead. After receiving approval, the delegate arrived at the location with an advisor of international law. Gilead met the AUS delegate at a secure location outside a small NM village.

The AUS representative stuck out his hand, "Supreme Leader, thank you for arranging this visit."

Gilead was reluctant at first, but eventually returned the hand shake, giving the small hint of a smile.

"Unfortunately, due to safety concerns I am afraid we will have to move locations. I have a safe place just ahead. Follow me."

The AUS delegate got back into his car and began to drive slowly.

Gilead looked at his security. "Sir I don't believe we can trust them."

Gilead sighed, "It's not like we have a choice."

Both men entered the car and pulled behind the AUS vehicle. Both cars drove further outside of town.

After fifteen minutes of drive time, Gilead's security began to get nervous. "Sir, this doesn't feel right."

After half an hour of driving, the AUS vehicle stopped on the side of a road, covered with trees and lush vegetation. Gilead jumped out of his vehicle, slamming the car door behind him.

"Where the hell are we? You call this "just up ahead"?".

"My apologies Supreme Leader. You have just left the country of New Maxatopia and are on international terrority."

Suddenly multiple AUS military vehicles pull up blocking the front and back of the road while foot soldiers begin to walk out of the vegetation with their guns drawn.

Gilead quickly turns back to his car, yelling at his security, "Get back in the car, lets go."

The AUS delegate continues talking, "You are under arrest for war crimes, crimes of aggression, violations of human rights and international law. The use of your authority led to the participation of torture of civilians, cruel and inhuman treatment, kidnapping, and slavery."

AUS soldiers grab onto Gilead, throwing him to the ground while handcuffing him.

"While you may be held in AusValia you may be transferred to face your crimes in an international court."

The soldiers shove Gilead and his security into the back of a humvee and drive away.

Undisclosed location in Central Corlenia

"Sir!" A mutant Komodo dragon ran into the quarters of Keno Callaghan. His grey scales were beaded in flecks of water.
"I am sorry, I had to rush over here from the-" He was suddenly cut off when Keno's soothing voice, and deep red eyes began to tear through his body.
"It does not matter. You needed to inform me of something, correct?" Keno said as he continued to glare into his messenger.
"How... did you know..." Keno's glare intensified "Uhm... SIR!" He relaxed, and turned in his chair
"Um... Supreme Leader Gilead has been arrested by AusValian officials...SIR!" Keno suddenly snapped his neck backwards, faster than no human should be able to survive.
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?" He said in a slightly gravely, and dark tone.
"Um, Gilead has been arrested, my general!" The smaller soldier spouted out in fear as Keno slammed his fist against his desk, causing it to crack under pressure.
"Why hasn't he been tried in CORLENIAN grounds?" He began to convulse, and one could mistake the whites of his eyes to be black. Wait, they were black. Keno was no longer mutant, but some supernatural entity with the power to strike fear into the hearts of all that stare at him for too long.
The soldier below him squealed his following words out "NO! HE HASN'T BEEN TRIED YET!!"
Then, Keno proceeded to stop slowly growing in size, and glowing with energy. He assumed a far more normal look, not completely normal, due to the look of pure insanity still smeared across his face.
"(Sigh...) send... a message... to AusValia... and tell them... to let us... go to the trial."
"Y-Yes sir!" His soldier sputtered out as he ran out of the quarters, down the stairs, and into a helicopter pad, then climbing into the pilots seat, putting on his helmet, and flying upwards and off towards East Lismore His passport in one hand, and a 30 caliber pistol in the other, he looked onwards with anticipation.

AusValia wrote:The Department of the States spend the night working with the New Maxatopia leadership to approve the okay for an AUS delegate to talk with the former Soust Calica Leader Gilead. After receiving approval, the delegate arrived at the location with an advisor of international law. Gilead met the AUS delegate at a secure location outside a small NM village.

The AUS representative stuck out his hand, "Supreme Leader, thank you for arranging this visit."

Gilead was reluctant at first, but eventually returned the hand shake, giving the small hint of a smile.

"Unfortunately, due to safety concerns I am afraid we will have to move locations. I have a safe place just ahead. Follow me."

The AUS delegate got back into his car and began to drive slowly.

Gilead looked at his security. "Sir I don't believe we can trust them."

Gilead sighed, "It's not like we have a choice."

Both men entered the car and pulled behind the AUS vehicle. Both cars drove further outside of town.

After fifteen minutes of drive time, Gilead's security began to get nervous. "Sir, this doesn't feel right."

After half an hour of driving, the AUS vehicle stopped on the side of a road, covered with trees and lush vegetation. Gilead jumped out of his vehicle, slamming the car door behind him.

"Where the hell are we? You call this "just up ahead"?".

"My apologies Supreme Leader. You have just left the country of New Maxatopia and are on international terrority."

Suddenly multiple AUS military vehicles pull up blocking the front and back of the road while foot soldiers begin to walk out of the vegetation with their guns drawn.

Gilead quickly turns back to his car, yelling at his security, "Get back in the car, lets go."

The AUS delegate continues talking, "You are under arrest for war crimes, crimes of aggression, violations of human rights and international law. The use of your authority led to the participation of torture of civilians, cruel and inhuman treatment, kidnapping, and slavery."

AUS soldiers grab onto Gilead, throwing him to the ground while handcuffing him.

"While you may be held in AusValia you may be transferred to face your crimes in an international court."

The soldiers shove Gilead and his security into the back of a humvee and drive away.

President Ostrav has condemned AusValia for their arrest of Gilead. AUS military forces on international land and taking a head of state hostage on international grounds can be seen as an act of war to many. The Gresh security council is holding an emergency meeting to discuss this breach of sovereignty.

To show our seriousness of this, we have discharged 6 AusValian's from the AUS embassy in Greshimprea. They have been asked to leave immediately.

Neyde sits on a deckchair watching the aliens fight the clones and air Halseys
"I'm bor-"
"No you're not saying that again" snaps Anne Marie as she gathers up various equipment "You're helping us to defeat those annoying aliens"
"Fine, but only if they increase my perfume sells"
As soon as she says this a flying disc filled with quadrupeds arrives, three quadrupeds emerge, Neyde springs up and sprays them with her Acid Fantasy perfume, burning off their eyes, as she, Anne Marie and Miss Juicy on a motorised wheelchair burst into the ship
Anne Marie hands out heart-shaped goggles to let everyone see through smoke, as Miss Juicy throws out Cassette shaped smokebombs.
As the aliens choke the group quickly grab as much tech and weapons as they can, killing a few aliens on the way.
Finally, they head out, being chased by the aliens, however just before they can get out, Miss Juicy drops another Cassette bomb; this time filled with sleep gas and a bit of pink glitter.
"Oops" she says as the aliens all fall asleep.
"Now" says Neyde "Let's have some fun with this alien stuff"

Halcyon condemns nations that are acting with extreme cruelty against the aliens, and believes that we should try and seek more peaceful solutions against them

In the depths of the void, two ghosts meet...
"Wakey, Wakey... Rise and shine girls!"
The perky hologram danced between the rows of dark recessed pods, "Got some blues to ice and a world to save, big damn heroes today!" she proclaimed to nobody in particular, the still stirring figures forced forwards with an agonized gasp before the their feminine faces were covered in the formless plating, armour boding to the torsos as a limbs were inserted... the process leaving the bulky vaguely humanoid forms standing at attention in the deep recesses of the dark vessel.
"So... word is, we got this fancy little ship coming right our way, convenient no?... and everybody know what we want?"
Secure High Priority Asset, Terminate Biologic Element, Subvert Command
Beaming as she replied, arms held together in glee; "We're going to make mother so proud today!"

---

If it wasn't for the vanishing stars, both vessels would remain unseen... the sharp angular behemoth bringing itself alongside the shrouded Orfeara, tiny minute flashes leapt across space as the heavy-set feminine figments gently landed upon the masked surface of the alien command ship, finding a weakness just under one of its defensive LASER turrets and burning their way in with per-prepared corrosive agents, greeting the unfortunate gunners with a face full of smoldering alloy and a swift blade through the chest.
None bothered waiting as they began their dance of death through the annals of the ship, silently carving through the unsuspecting perimeter crew with blade and wire...

The Fallen Queen

A sea of brown swayed into view when the former Queen awoke. For a moment, she lay confused. Where am I? Am I dead? She gathered her senses and slowly sat up. Soon she realized that the brown was her hair when it fell away to reveal a dark room. It was three meters in length and width, absolutely devoid of windows and or furniture. They put me in the old prisons She realized. For many years the old prison was unused, but not converted. It seems that she is it's first prisoner for many years. She stared at a wall as she tried to order her mind. She remembers that her name is Danyra and that she was Queen of the Valrassari before... Gasping she quickly looked down, hoping that her memory failed her. But it hadn't. Where her second set of arms used to extend out were two wounds, still wet with blood. They haven't even bothered to bandage it Danyra thought. For many years, her uncle had complained of her fascination of her father's race. Once he even threatened to tear off two of her four arms so she will be truly human. At least he kept his word for once She thought grimly.

Grunting, Danyra stood and fell back again when her sides burned with pain. Rising more slowly, she went and sat at a corner where she can lean back. With nothing to do, she stared into space. A strand of hair separated and fell in front of her face, she pushed it back. Danyra was always fascinated by her hair, it was brown and wavy and bordered a face that was always described to be beautiful for humans, but for Valrassari... well she never had much friends. Even the servants did their best to avoid her because of how she looks. She only had one. One that she could talk to and laugh with. Edmare She thought. Edmare was a fellow half-human. Friends since childhood, they spent five years together before Edmare had to move as his father became an Alrthar (Lord) of some province in another planet. And so she had no one to talk to for decades until her coronation when she turned 19. She reigned for a year before.... Sighing she closed her eyes and fell into a doze.

***

"Danyra, Danyra!" The former Queen jerked awake. The door to her cell was wide open. And someone was there. "Danyra hurry or we will be discovered?"
"Edmare?" She said as she stood and went to the door as fast as her wound would allow. "What are you doing here?"
"My father was summoned to the Quee- Kingship here on charges of sympathizing with humans, my entire family is going to be executed! Hurry Danyra, you were placed in there to await execution. But before we start off..."
He took out a bottle and smoother a green cream upon her wounds. "There, that should numb the pain and help heal it. Now hurry!"
Danyra didn't need to be told twice. She ran after him, her pain becoming a dull throb. "This way, the old prison is near the escape pods, we can catch it and escape to the Northern Utopia."
"But..." Danyra started "My uncle through me has done many things, would they ever forgi-"
"Well if this doesn't work nothing will" Edmare cut in as he used his four arms to open a pod. A door to a large sphere the size of a living room opened smoothly. "Let us go, the red lever will launch-"
"There they are!" A collection of Valrassari guards shouted as they crashed in. "Seize them!"
Edmare hastily turned to Danyra. "Go!"
Danyra stared. "Edmare didn't you say you are comi-"
"Go!" He shouted while pushing her in. He pushed a button, which caused the doors to close.
"Edmare, no-" But the doors have already closed. With tears running from her eyes, she rushed to the red lever and pulled. Instantly, she felt herself floating upwards. The pod dropped from a chute free of the artificial gravity, and into space. For a while, she floated.

Artificial Gravity Activated

A mechanic voice called coolly. She crashed unceremoniously to the ground as the system activated. Rushing to a screen, she stared as the Kingship grew smaller and smaller. Until it was a mere gray spec surrounded by a sea of diamonds, glistening coldly in the dark velvet space.

Rivet City

Rivet City, a city of The Enclave congressional armed forces, was crowded and busy. It was an industrial city, stretching on for miles around on a barren wasteland ironically named the oasis. Shoppers wandered in the malls while factories dominated the city. "Decent military presence" The captain of the shuttle, hidden in the clouds, said. "Well, staring won't do anything. Lets begin" Four cannons appeared form the shuttle's sides, after a bit of charging they fired. Large blue beams arced towards the city, destroying wherever it hit in a large explosion. As it descended, a huge airlock opened. From inside, an army of flying discs and quadropods exited. They shot glowing blue projectiles and were there with one purpose only. To conquer.

Crackheadland wrote:Neyde sits on a deckchair watching the aliens fight the clones and air Halseys
"I'm bor-"
"No you're not saying that again" snaps Anne Marie as she gathers up various equipment "You're helping us to defeat those annoying aliens"
"Fine, but only if they increase my perfume sells"
As soon as she says this a flying disc filled with quadrupeds arrives, three quadrupeds emerge, Neyde springs up and sprays them with her Acid Fantasy perfume, burning off their eyes, as she, Anne Marie and Miss Juicy on a motorised wheelchair burst into the ship
Anne Marie hands out heart-shaped goggles to let everyone see through smoke, as Miss Juicy throws out Cassette shaped smokebombs.
As the aliens choke the group quickly grab as much tech and weapons as they can, killing a few aliens on the way.
Finally, they head out, being chased by the aliens, however just before they can get out, Miss Juicy drops another Cassette bomb; this time filled with sleep gas and a bit of pink glitter.
"Oops" she says as the aliens all fall asleep.
"Now" says Neyde "Let's have some fun with this alien stuff"

"What is that strange smoke things?" The captain of the shuttle in Crackheadland said as he stared.
"Captain they are somehow entering the quadropods and putting the pilots to sleep."
"Well we have to do something, fire a beam towards them.
A cannon appeared and shot a blue beam, heading right towards the group.

Feng Dynasty wrote:The Fallen Queen

"What is that strange smoke things?" The captain of the shuttle in Crackheadland said as he stared.
"Captain they are somehow entering the quadropods and putting the pilots to sleep."
"Well we have to do something, fire a beam towards them.
A cannon appeared and shot a blue beam, heading right towards the group.

"Lol run" Neyde and the others quickly power up their glitterjetpacks and fly away just in the nick of time
"IT BURNT OFF MY SHOE!" Screams Anne Marie as they fly with up into the sky
A pair of clones watch them fly away
"Our government really keeps all the good stuff to themselves huh"
"Put a sock in it an aliens about to kill you"

Crackheadland wrote:"Lol run" Neyde and the others quickly power up their glitterjetpacks and fly away just in the nick of time
"IT BURNT OFF MY SHOE!" Screams Anne Marie as they fly with up into the sky
A pair of clones watch them fly away
"Our government really keeps all the good stuff to themselves huh"
"Put a sock in it an aliens about to kill you"

A large group of destroyers noticed the flying group. With glitter swirling around them making a rather dramatic scene, they charged at the group firing blue projectiles.

Feng Dynasty wrote:A large group of destroyers noticed the flying group. With glitter swirling around them making a rather dramatic scene, they charged at the group firing blue projectiles.

Neyde and the others form a troupe of air gymnastics, dodging the projectiles gracefully whilst Neyde's hit song "Chained to the cheetos" begins to play.
Meanwhile from her bunker Alice watches in awe, then grabs her phone "Send the air halseys to that destroyer S.O.S"

CSV Jabberwocky, Officer's Quarters
Second Lieutenant Hannah Al-Chatti jerked awake. Something had happened, she just knew it, and she needed to kick an ass.
"Oh, you're awake! Thank the admins," Sergeant LLA-56F11, one of the CIC security guards, said. "Something's happened. Lieutenant Carter went rampant and killed Lieutenant Kamal. We need you in the CIC now."
Hannah sat up in her bed, a painful thump greeting her as her head hit the top. "Ow. Fu­ck."
"Are you damaged?"
"No, I'm fine... now repeat everything you just told me, but with a cup of coffee in my hand."

Feng Dynasty wrote:The Fallen Queen

A sea of brown swayed into view when the former Queen awoke. For a moment, she lay confused. Where am I? Am I dead? She gathered her senses and slowly sat up. Soon she realized that the brown was her hair when it fell away to reveal a dark room. It was three meters in length and width, absolutely devoid of windows and or furniture. They put me in the old prisons She realized. For many years the old prison was unused, but not converted. It seems that she is it's first prisoner for many years. She stared at a wall as she tried to order her mind. She remembers that her name is Danyra and that she was Queen of the Valrassari before... Gasping she quickly looked down, hoping that her memory failed her. But it hadn't. Where her second set of arms used to extend out were two wounds, still wet with blood. They haven't even bothered to bandage it Danyra thought. For many years, her uncle had complained of her fascination of her father's race. Once he even threatened to tear off two of her four arms so she will be truly human. At least he kept his word for once She thought grimly.

Grunting, Danyra stood and fell back again when her sides burned with pain. Rising more slowly, she went and sat at a corner where she can lean back. With nothing to do, she stared into space. A strand of hair separated and fell in front of her face, she pushed it back. Danyra was always fascinated by her hair, it was brown and wavy and bordered a face that was always described to be beautiful for humans, but for Valrassari... well she never had much friends. Even the servants did their best to avoid her because of how she looks. She only had one. One that she could talk to and laugh with. Edmare She thought. Edmare was a fellow half-human. Friends since childhood, they spent five years together before Edmare had to move as his father became an Alrthar (Lord) of some province in another planet. And so she had no one to talk to for decades until her coronation when she turned 19. She reigned for a year before.... Sighing she closed her eyes and fell into a doze.

***

"Danyra, Danyra!" The former Queen jerked awake. The door to her cell was wide open. And someone was there. "Danyra hurry or we will be discovered?"
"Edmare?" She said as she stood and went to the door as fast as her wound would allow. "What are you doing here?"
"My father was summoned to the Quee- Kingship here on charges of sympathizing with humans, my entire family is going to be executed! Hurry Danyra, you were placed in there to await execution. But before we start off..."
He took out a bottle and smoother a green cream upon her wounds. "There, that should numb the pain and help heal it. Now hurry!"
Danyra didn't need to be told twice. She ran after him, her pain becoming a dull throb. "This way, the old prison is near the escape pods, we can catch it and escape to the Northern Utopia."
"But..." Danyra started "My uncle through me has done many things, would they ever forgi-"
"Well if this doesn't work nothing will" Edmare cut in as he used his four arms to open a pod. A door to a large sphere the size of a living room opened smoothly. "Let us go, the red lever will launch-"
"There they are!" A collection of Valrassari guards shouted as they crashed in. "Seize them!"
Edmare hastily turned to Danyra. "Go!"
Danyra stared. "Edmare didn't you say you are comi-"
"Go!" He shouted while pushing her in. He pushed a button, which caused the doors to close.
"Edmare, no-" But the doors have already closed. With tears running from her eyes, she rushed to the red lever and pulled. Instantly, she felt herself floating upwards. The pod dropped from a chute free of the artificial gravity, and into space. For a while, she floated.

Artificial Gravity Activated

A mechanic voice called coolly. She crashed unceremoniously to the ground as the system activated. Rushing to a screen, she stared as the Kingship grew smaller and smaller. Until it was a mere gray spec surrounded by a sea of diamonds, glistening coldly in the dark velvet space.

CSV Jabberwocky, CIC
Alice stared at the sensor readout on the command table, tapping her foot with vague displeasure. Before, the enemy starships were almost chattier than Progress, sending out signal after signal, but now... nothing. Had the valrassari figured out that the Jabberwocky was onto them? Was something going down?
"Lieutenant, we've got something!" The sensor officer called out. A little blip appeared on the scopes, bright white against the inky black.
"That can't be the alien command hub... it's much too small. Maybe some kind of relay? Dammit, this was a waste of time." Alice mumbled to herself. "Or maybe it's a mine..." All of a sudden, the blip - whatever it was - started moving towards the Jabberwocky. "Sh­it, it's a mine. Astro, evasive!"
"Wait, I'm getting a signal from the object. It's in an alien language... can't make heads or tails of it, but it doesn't seem malicious?" The comms officer reported, squinting at her screen gently.
"Wideband or tightbeam?"
"Tightbeam."
"Any idea where the object came from?"
"It just appeared on our sensors a moment ago, when it pinged us with sensors." The sensor officer confirmed.
"Interesting... move to bring it aboard."

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