The Empire of Vaculatestar64 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Emperor with an even hand, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, smutty television, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 19.619 billion Vacians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tython. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Vaculatestar64ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,430 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,909 Credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 379,672 per year while the poor average 31,302, a ratio of 12.1 to 1.

Sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, the newly revamped army is so eager for action that it has trouble keeping the peace, the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies, and only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Vaculatestar64's national animal is the Rancor, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Emperor.

Vaculatestar64 is ranked 139,269^th in the world and 291^st in United Kingdom for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.9 law-abiding acts per hour.