The Divided Republics of Veoannia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Svetlana G Căpățînă Monroe Codreanu with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.325 billion Veoannish are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aughiev Ingheviște. The average income tax rate is 48.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Veoannish economy, worth 201 trillion National Monenăs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 37,904 National Monenăs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, Svetlana G Căpățînă Monroe Codreanu's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars, and innocent defendants often plead guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Veoannia's national animal is the Coastal Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Veoannia is ranked 90,124^th in the world and 27^th in Northern Utopia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,286.96 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.