The Federation of Andstions is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Primeiro-Ministro Viktor Andreev with a fair hand, and renowned for its digital currency, pith helmet sales, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.566 billion Andstionsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WarwiekiDandeek. The average income tax rate is 87.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Andstionsian economy, worth 796 trillion Nohern Lits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 174,539 Nohern Lits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments, thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks, and military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Andstions's national animal is the White wolf with blue eyes, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Andstionismo.

Andstions is ranked 12,246^th in the world and 585^th in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,404.51 pounds of wildlife per square mile.