The Volcanic Islands of Nistriabar is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by The Prime Alderman with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.113 billion Nistrians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mako. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Nistriabarian economy, worth a remarkable 2,056 trillion Nistis a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 225,635 Nistis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, and 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nistriabar's national animal is the White Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Nistriabar is ranked 286,763^rd in the world and 6,162^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -16.91 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.