The Big Family of Vlazinova is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Yondita with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.449 billion Vlazinovians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Apuila. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vlazinov economy, worth a remarkable 1,999 trillion Times a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 160,585 Times, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Visiting the best Vlazinov restaurants requires keeping a visa on file, back-alley holistic doctors carry crystals in long trench coats, one can wake up in Vlazinova and have breakfast in Bigtopia, and the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons. Crime is totally unknown. Vlazinova's national animal is the Abyssal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Socislam.

Vlazinova is ranked 3,176^th in the world and 33^rd in Europeia for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,956.74 pounds of wildlife per square mile.