The Republic of Wake Island is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Joseph McDanel with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 16.011 billion Wakeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Spirituality, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Public Transport and Industry aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wake Islet. The average income tax rate is 6.7%.

The Wakean economy, worth 989 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 61,782 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, President Joseph McDanel has just been declared ruler of Wake Island in an international press conference, and Protestant Christianity has been named as Wake Island's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Wake Island's national animal is the Wake Island Rail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protestant Christianity.

Wake Island is ranked 116,347^th in the world and 6^th in United Nations UN for Safest, scoring 76.13 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.