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Today's World Census Report
The Most World Assembly Endorsements in United Nations UN
World Census staff pored through World Assembly records to determine which nations were the most endorsed by others in their region.
As a region, United Nations UN is ranked 13,480th in the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
|1.||The Queendom of Nedporen||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Long Live The Roaring Seas!”|
|2.||The Sixth Federal Republic of North Nebraska||Scandinavian Liberal Paradise||“Equality before the Law”|
|3.||The Allied States of Zambet Fata||Scandinavian Liberal Paradise||“The Union of the Free”|
|4.||The Enlightened Sovereign of Sinderland||New York Times Democracy||“I Am A Sinder”|
|5.||The Most Serene Socialist State of Grand Ossta||Psychotic Dictatorship||“ᠳᠡᠯᠡᠬᠡᠢ ᠶᠢᠷᠲᠢᠨᠴᠦ ᠶᠢᠨ ᠠᠵᠢᠯᠴᠢᠳ᠂ ᠨᠢᠭᠡ ᠳᠦ ᠬᠢ!”|
|6.||The Federation of Lapod||Corrupt Dictatorship||“Борьба никогда не заканчивается!”|
|7.||The Collective Communes of Senora Free State||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Mother Anarchy is With Us!”|
|8.||The Sovereign Kingdom of Anthacia||Corporate Bordello||“Der Mensch allein ist Gott”|
|9.||The Autocracy of Swallonia||Father Knows Best State||“To Honor Those Before Us”|
|10.||The Cultured Kingdom of Matrino||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“For the Good of Those With Us”|
- : Calcaterra ceased to exist.
- : The Republic of Skahyahn arrived from Osiris.
- : The Most Serene Republic of Donice arrived from The South Pacific.
- : The Republic of Skahyahn ceased to exist.
- : The Empire of Germania-Barsca arrived from The Pacific.
- : The Sixth Federal Republic of North Nebraska updated the World Factbook entry.
- : Socialist republics of america ceased to exist.
- : The Toraist Federal Republic of Sarvania arrived from Balder.
- : The Toraist Federal Republic of Sarvania ceased to exist.
- : The Federal Republic of Kopanapatti of the region Dravida Nadu proposed constructing embassies.
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Palanchian National News
Last week, the city of Eretun was captured by Nationalist forces. The city hosts the military base Fort Palalya, where a few high-ranking officers within the Toraist military were stationed. Nationalist forces managed to rout the Toraist forces stationed within the town, leaving the fort minimally defended and abandoning the officers inside. The base was swiftly taken by Nationalist forces, who managed to capture every officer within the base, one of whom was a Major-General. Nationalist forces were immediately ordered to round them up and bring them onto the courtyard of the base, where they were chained to a nearby railing.
Afterwards, the army was sent into the town to round up any remaining Toraist forces within the town and taking anyone sheltering them back to Fort Palalya to be chained up with the Toraist officers. Soon after restraining them, the Nationalists immediately evacuated off the grounds, and made their way to a safe distance away from the base. Soon after arriving, a camera crew was Nationalist forces fired a few canisters into the base, they burst open on impact and let out a thick, blue gas that soon covered the base. Another canister was fired towards the base, this one letting out an unknown type of gas.
Moments later, the gas ignited, creating a massive explosion of fire that moved swiftly throughout the land, the heat being felt by Nationalist forces miles away, and charring part of Eretun. Once the smoke cleared, many could be seen walking away from the city, their charred skin slowly melting off, some falling apart limb-by-limb. Most buildings were up in flames, the fire was spreading quickly throughout the city. Yet Fort Palalya was still standing, albeit badly damaged with much of the stone being heavily charred.
Soon after the news broke, President Erik Bluscha appeared on a nation-wide broadcast. He gave a speech, threatening the PTR, saying that if they don't surrender, the weapon will be used all across Palanche, and would eventually be used on Stonewelt to burn Premier Jumir and his supporters. Premier Jumir soon responded, stating that the Palanchian People would never surrender to such a disgusting cause, and proceeded to criticize him for the massive civilian casualties the PNF inflicted upon Eretun. PNN host Lawrence Tierra commented on the massacre at Eretun, saying: "This is truly a dark time in Palanchian history, for us to be using WMDs on our people."
The Daily Worker
Premier Secretary Avtukhov Valeryev made the first of his much anticipated statements on his foreign policy. He announced the theories in his book The Modern Problem would form the basis of his foreign policy.
To begin, Premier Secretary Valeryev made clear who the enemy of Toraism is. "Unlike what many of you think" he said, "The International Union are no enemies to the international Toraist movement. But will we bend the knee and kiss their rings? Absolutely not. Instead, our enemy is clear; the Ulutorian imperialists in the east threaten the global revolution. This cannot stand; they've funded anti-Toraist groups far and wide, ethnics be damned! They've got the better of our military power; my comrades, this is unacceptable!"
To this end, he offered support to every single Toraist rebel group currently engaged in combat. Sarvanian- Palanchian- where ever they are, Sozkana will provide whatever they need to win. Guns, ammo, medical supplies, and even troops if need be. "There's no limit" Valeryev said, "Our workers will work overtime to make supplies if it means liberating other workers in some faraway nation". Sozkana's industrial unions- the ones that represent those factory workers, made up of factory workers, and elected by factory workers, agreed with his sentiment.
Secondly, Valeryev announced his intention to modernize and jump start arms production, and kick start the Sozkanan military. "We're losing our edge" he said, "That absolutely cannot happen."
He concluded his speech with a single phrase; "И вновь продолжается бой" - "The battle is going again".
Was the equipment on loan or was it given to Karanic and Kapfenland?
It was on loan
The Sarvanian Independent: Cutting Through Propaganda One Article At A Time
With the onslaught of propaganda from the royalist and toraist sides, many at home and abroad are finding a hard time getting neutral, unbias information about the war. So we, a small group of journalists, have established this newspaper to help.
The Battle of Donjce turned to the toraists after months of fighting. The costliest battle of the conflict so far saw the royalists take a major blow when Zrinko III, the leader of the royalist forces, was killed by a sniper when trying to escape a firefight. Antali VIII, Zrinko III's brother, has taken up the task of commanding the royalist forces, but Zrinko III's death is a huge blow to the royalist forces both in terms of moral and strategically.
While those in Zaggrad wept at the news of Zrinko III, Toraists rejoiced. Zrinko III gained a brutal reputation among the Toraist forces, earning the nickname "The Butcher of Donjce". Whether Zrinko III was as brutal as they say or if this is just another piece of propaganda we don't know.
Toraists also made more good news come their way, as new equipment and reinforcements have come from Sozkana, greatly aiding in their fight. Although they lost precious soldiers in Donjce to either death, disease, or capturement by royalist forces, Davor Bojević, the Toraist military's leader, seems emboldened now and launched a massive offensive spearheaded by tanks and armored fighting vehicles, aimed directly at Zaggrad. Time will tell if this will succeed.
I don't know how you loan military equipment exactly, but okay.
Sberrj will be responsible for giving back the equipment to Anthacia. No troops may enter Germania-Barsca.
The Sarvanian Independent: Cutting Through Propaganda One Article At A Time
In what has got to be one of the quickest breakthroughs in military history, the toraists have utterly destroyed the royalist forces in just four days.
The commander of the toraist forces, Davor Bojević, said this was accomplished using "Piorun Wojna", a tactic Bonple pioneered in the Second Great Germanian War. In an interview with Struggle, the toraist newspaper, Bojević explained "This is modern war! Modern war does not wait for analysts and computer simulations, we do not wait for range calculations and bomb path trajectory, we attack! We hit hard, we hit fast, we give them no chance to recover! That is modern war!"
The offensive began on May 21, and by May 22 Toraist troops were shooting rockets into Zaggrad. And on May 23, King Antali VII's birthday, a hail of rockets and soldiers flooded into Zaggrad. In intense urban combat, the toraist forces triumphed, raising the toraist flag over the royal palace.
King Antali VII, along with Antali VIII, decided to stay in the city rather than flee. Both were killed in the fighting, which leaves House Bakal, the ruling house of Sarvania's bloodline gone.
With the royal bloodline gone and Toraists in control of the capital, Queen Kvetka Bakal, the late King Antali VII's wife, ordered the government/royalist forces to lay down their arms, effectively ordering a surrender.
And on May 23, what was left of the royalist government surrendered to the League of Toraists of Sarvania.
Soon after, the first parliamentary election occurred in which the LTS won with over 90 percent of the vote, but it's worth noting that the opposition parties refused to participate.
Although small pockets of rebels still remain across the nation, the toraists have effectively won.
And so, with a new flag over Sarvania and the war over, the Sarvanian Independent will cease operations.
Ulutor will fairy any who wish to escape the crushing grip of Toraism, back to Ulutor.
The Champalan Champion
As of this issue of the fair Champion, the Azaltanian Navy has officially gone... on strike, we guess one could call it. This comes after a series of events that appear to be from a really badly written film. Since so much has happened since the last issue, the Champion has taken it upon itself to provide readers with a small timeline of events.
1. Stanton Kor, democratically elected President from the NUP; announces a series of reforms aimed at enlightening the public and diversifying the economy into something less reliant on fishing. In doing so, the President cut funding to and decided to downsize the Navy.
2. The Naval High Command protested this action, citing that the Azaltanian Navy was the only arm of the Military with sufficient enough funding to exist and providing evidence of such as the small and kind of defanged National Army, which had been downsized so much over the past few years it's more of a incredibly militarized police force with a lot of heavy weaponry. Naval Command was issued a direct order via President Kor to, and quote "Stop being greedy," and told to stand themselves down.
3. The Navy refused to budge itself, stating that the Navy would not follow "unlawful orders" since the Naval Downsizing Bill had not been officially passed, despite incredible support from the members of the Legislature. This however, was countered by the fact that despite the downsizing not being official, the President is still Sovereign Commander.
4. Early in the morning on another day of silent words between both sides, the Azaltanian Naval Vessels officially in port raised their anchor and proceeded to anchor themselves out in the inland sea, blocking access to the larger inlet and ocean going waters via blocking the strait. A ocean going could look out over the water and see a few metal islands out among the natural islands.
The ships have gone radio silent, but no further moves have been made. On behalf of either side. Who knows how long this standoff could last? However we have been told that Police Units are one their way to Naval Command along with some career bureaucrats in an attempt to end this "strike"... or "rebellion" in anyway they can.