The Empire of Waldenshire is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Golden Eagle population. The compassionate, hard-working population of 13.298 billion Waldenshireans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and International Aid are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 15.6%.

The Waldenshirean economy, worth 707 trillion Sovereigns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 53,199 Sovereigns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, Harry Potter books are banned, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors. Crime is almost non-existent. Waldenshire's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Waldenshire is ranked 215,170^th in the world and 1^st in The land of emperors and kings for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -3.42 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.