The Monarchy of Holy Pandonia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Cika Stefke with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.757 billion Pandonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pandia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Pandonic economy, worth 724 trillion Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 125,850 Dinars, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters, Pandonic tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, and the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Pandonia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Holy Pandonia is ranked 208,260^th in the world and 972^nd in Europe for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -3.74 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.