The Kingdom of Outer Sparta is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Alexi Palas with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 20.397 billion Spartans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sparta City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Spartan economy, worth a remarkable 9,426 trillion Sparts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 462,130 Sparts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them, Alexi Palas's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense, and national stress about the waning heir-line is causing a rise in alopecia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Outer Sparta's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Outer Sparta is ranked 285,162^nd in the world and 1,375^th in Europe for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -17.06 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.