The Crown of Lumermeyr is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Wilhelm Scultetus with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, infamous sell-swords, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.359 billion Lumer enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Görlitz. The average income tax rate is 61.7%.

The all-consuming Lumer economy, worth 436 trillion thalers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,082 thalers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Wilhelm Scultetus to meetings with foreign heads of state, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, jail house rock has been replaced with jail house golden oldies, and social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lumermeyr's national animal is the ox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protestantism.

Lumermeyr is ranked 24,332^nd in the world and 361^st in Europe for Safest, scoring 111.87 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.