The Republic of United States of Floador is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by James Yaomete with an even hand, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed population of 2.924 billion United of Floadors are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Флоадор-Сити. The average income tax rate is 65.0%.

The frighteningly efficient United of Floador economy, worth 373 trillion Flokans a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,576 Flokans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Adultery has been made a capital offence, the nation's new currency features full-length portraits of James Yaomete in ermine and velvet garb, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Flokans of property damage, and Propaganda and Partisanship 101 is a required class all political candidates must pass before being nominated by their chosen party. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United States of Floador's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

United States of Floador is ranked 196,008^th in the world and 920^th in Europe for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -2.45 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.