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The United States of Wars Forever

“War”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: Wysteria

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Wars Forever

Population23.653 billion

CapitalUnderground Ketchup
LeaderCATS
FaithAtheism

Currencydollar
AnimalGiant enemy crab

The United States of Wars Forever is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by CATS with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, anti-smoking policies, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 23.653 billion Wars Foreverians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Underground Ketchup. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Wars Foreverian economy, worth an astonishing 11,975 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is a breathtaking 506,319 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

The native owl population is in permanent hibernation, the nation refuses to provide international aid, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, and industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Wars Forever's national animal is the Giant enemy crab, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Wars Forever is ranked 189th in the world and 13th in Wysteria for Fattest Citizens, with 94.09 Obesity Rate.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 65thMost Avoided: 81stHighest Disposable Incomes: 106thLargest Mining Sector: 135thMost Secular: 155thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 170thFattest Citizens: 189thLargest Insurance Industry: 198thMost Efficient Economies: 237thHighest Economic Output: 269thHighest Average Incomes: 283rdMost Armed: 345thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 364thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 374thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 389thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 397thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 511thLargest Retail Industry: 523rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 550thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 577thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 770thRudest Citizens: 803rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 938thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,049thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,091stLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,258thLowest Crime Rates: 1,259thMost Stationary: 1,531stLargest Governments: 1,538thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,885thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,074thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,827thSmartest Citizens: 2,894thMost Influential: 3,172ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3,344thLargest Populations: 4,196thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,418thLargest Black Market: 5,561stNudest: 6,160thMost Conservative: 7,064thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,934thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13,130thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,475thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,000th
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Wars Forever was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Wars Forever, industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out.
  • : Following new legislation in Wars Forever, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them.
  • : Following new legislation in Wars Forever, the nation refuses to provide international aid.
  • : Following new legislation in Wars Forever, the native owl population is in permanent hibernation.
  • : Following new legislation in Wars Forever, the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties.
  • : Following new legislation in Wars Forever, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office.
  • : Following new legislation in Wars Forever, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Wars Forever, city workers have declared that rolling markets aren't good for business after all.
  • : Wars Forever was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 3 » Hydroponic Nation, Stragalestranspets, and 66 Ducks.

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