The Commonwealth of Wazaristan is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Yuan Xi with an iron fist, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and national health service. The compassionate, cynical population of 9.644 billion Wazaranis are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vederstadt. The average income tax rate is 75.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Wazarani economy, worth 795 trillion Obans a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,474 Obans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Acrimonious legal battles result during divorce proceedings, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion, and most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wazaristan's national animal is the White Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Wazaristan is ranked 84,834^th in the world and 2,182^nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Corrupt Governments, with 19.01 kickbacks per hour.