The Democratic Republic of Western Gaelia is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.327 billion Gaelians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Western Gaelian economy, worth 101 trillion Albarusijan Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is 16,009 Albarusijan Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, organ donation is compulsory, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and parents who refuse to vaccinate their children are given a short jail sentence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Western Gaelia's national animal is the Black Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Western Gaelia is ranked 153,037^th in the world and 7^th in ITALIA for Most Primitive, scoring -55.68 on the Scary Big Number Scale.