The Salibasaarian Sovereignty of Wildestone is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Magnus Brunkaiser Alephilos with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 7.743 billion Wildekin enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Aedarin. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Wilde economy, worth a remarkable 2,130 trillion Crimsons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 275,134 Crimsons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air, political spontaneity takes a lot of planning, and academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs. Crime is totally unknown. Wildestone's national animal is the Gargoyle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wildestone is ranked 291,737^th in the world and 74^th in Saint Helene for Most Primitive, scoring -830.64 on the Scary Big Number Scale.