The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.582 billion Windmilluminati are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 3,880 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 285,685 plums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Windmilluminati Space Agency, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, and crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 360^th in the world and 17^th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 1,297.83 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.