The Neighborhood of Willow Glen is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sam Liccardo with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.516 billion Willow Glenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Willow Glen. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Willow Glenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,524 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 186,789 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, bars are packed at all hours, and artists are pillars of society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Willow Glen's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Life The Universe And Everything.

Willow Glen is ranked 40,288^th in the world and 5^th in San Jose for Most Corrupt Governments, with 53.45 kickbacks per hour.