The Empire of Wolflanden is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Keisari Hrólfr Fenrirsson with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 18.246 billion Wolflandenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Environment, although Education, Defense, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vetrfjall. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Wolflandenian economy, worth a remarkable 3,222 trillion Wolf Golds a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 176,603 Wolf Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's new currency features full-length portraits of Keisari Hrólfr Fenrirsson in ermine and velvet garb, the monarch frequently needs protecting from misfiring protection, army pay is to kill and die for, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wolflanden's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Old Gods.

Wolflanden is ranked 11,666^th in the world and 215^th in Europe for Safest, scoring 119.22 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.