The Empire of Wolflanden is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Keisari Hrólfr Fenrirsson with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 18.216 billion Wolflandenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Environment, with Education, Defense, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vetrfjall. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Wolflandenian economy, worth a remarkable 3,240 trillion Wolf Golds a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 177,906 Wolf Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's new currency features full-length portraits of Keisari Hrólfr Fenrirsson in ermine and velvet garb, the monarch frequently needs protecting from misfiring protection, army pay is to kill and die for, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wolflanden's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Old Gods.

Wolflanden is ranked 119,232^nd in the world and 600^th in Europe for Most Corrupt Governments, with 7.66 kickbacks per hour.