The Kingdom of Womble 4483 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.711 billion Womble 4483ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The strong Womble 4483ian economy, worth 414 trillion pesos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. Average income is 47,545 pesos, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 306,434 per year while the poor average 2,980, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 4483's national animal is the kiwi, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 4483 is ranked 20,564^th in the world and 1,183^rd in Chicken overlords for Most Primitive, scoring 79.69 on the Scary Big Number Scale.